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Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.

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I’LL NEVER GO THROUGH THE FRAN DESCHER TAG AGAIN 

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I’LL NEVER GO THROUGH THE FRAN DESCHER TAG AGAIN 

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

My whole wretched life swam before my weary eyes, and I realized no matter what you do it’s bound to be a waste of time in the end so you might as well go mad.
Jack Kerouac, On the Road (via feellng)